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when the pizza guy came over today i was like “have a good day” and he said “dont tell me what to do” and i just stood there staring at him and then he’s like “lol i got that from drake and josh”
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"thank god I had the quadratic equation to calculate the parabola of the ball I just threw ." — no one (via fobbyapple)
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